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FROM NMC'S GREATEST ANTARTICAN-AMERICAN WINTER ACCUMULATION MAN!
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[User Picture]From: merrill107
2006-12-10 12:45 am (UTC)
I never said a woman can not be a winter accumulation person. I said winter accumulation man because the person in the photo was a man, allowing myself the choice of whether or not I want to refer to it as a person or a man. Saying it is NMC's favorite winter accumulation man also would refer to all of the male winter accumulation people. If I would have said that the picture was NMC's greatest winter accumulation person, then it would actually be a false statement because NMC actually likes Winter Accumulation Ashley more than Winter Accumulation Will.
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[User Picture]From: vespas_desil
2006-12-10 04:13 am (UTC)
I'll have you know I'm Winter Accumulation American of the year for Traverse City three years running. I am also on the coalition for Female Percipitation Beings and Slaughtering all Orphans, and we don't take kindly to your types!
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[User Picture]From: merrill107
2006-12-10 04:47 am (UTC)
Hey, now I believe Winter Accumulation Women should have the same rights as Winter Accumulation Men but there is no way Female Percipitation Beings should have any rights at all. If you allow them to have rights, what would be next? Giving them jobs? Taking away jobs from Percipitation MEN.
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[User Picture]From: vespas_desil
2006-12-11 08:02 pm (UTC)
Female Precipitation Beings (FPBs) have just as many rights as Winter Accumulation People. Are they not born of the same clouds? Do they not fall on the same Earth? Rise up I say, rise up and grab your little brooms in your little stick hands, put on your little carrot nose, and demand to be treated fair. Do not allow others to jump in the puddle of your sufferage and want for better jobs! Freedom! Mount the snow armies and throw snow balls of justice at the snowfort that is the institution of pain and decrepency!

FPBs are great workers! They have an ecellent consistency when necessary (and between the temperatures 33 Farenheit and 210 Farenheit). They have both cohesive and adhesive tendencies. They may one day support our new fuel economy. And let us not forget that without them, nearly 100% of all farms would be wastelands!

Oh, and I guess that you think orphans should have rights then? Those little homeless bastards...

Suck on that you punk!
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[User Picture]From: merrill107
2006-12-11 09:06 pm (UTC)
Umm... first of all the farmers get their work from MPBs (Male Precipitation Beings), not FPBs. MPBs and WAP both have almost equal rights. MPBs of course do not have as much because they will never stick together when needed but WAP will always stick together even in the coldest of temperatures. When it gets cold for MPBs and FPbs, they attempt to dress and look like WAP and steal their jobs. Well, you know what, that is just plan wrong. WAP are more superior beings and they should have top priotity even if they require a higher temperature income. The majority of PBs (just plain percipitation beings), just stay in the south and lazy around in puddles all day and let themselfs to be pushed around. They are lazy and can never stand up without the help of another.
And Orphans are just as equal as WAP in a sense that they too are more superior.
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[User Picture]From: vespas_desil
2006-12-13 02:01 pm (UTC)
Well you know most MPB on farms are illegal immigrants from Greenland now. They're taking our jobs, and you're going to let them! Greenland MPBs do not deserve American jobs!
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